And so it came to pass, after putting off the inevitable during two previous visits to La Serenissima, Eva and Glenn, romantics that they are, squandered the children's inheritance on a ride on a gondola.
But what a beautiful ride it was.
Departing from the mooring adjacent to San Marco, we entered the canal system and passed under the Bridge of Sighs. Aaah. Pierro was a third generation gondolier, working under his grandfather's licence, much the same way taxi drivers do it in Melbourne. And for much the same reason, there will never be a light rail service to Venice airport, either.
We were one of the first cabs off the rank, to maintain the metaphor, and so did not have to contend with the bloody tourists that choke the narrow waterways with their gondola rides and ridiculous posturing and condescending waves to the masses who were gathering in numbers on the bridges that we pased under. I expect that images of Eva and I will end up in countless photo albums and tumblr blogs, given that our regal-like waves, sunnies and affected posturing could pass us off as celebrities to those less affluent who watched our voyage in envy. Poor saps.
On our passage d'amour, we had to contend with the refuse boats that collect the rubbish that is generated by the good folk of this fair island city and the other numerous service craft that keep the place functioning as the world's largest floating restaurant and souvenir shop.
Pierro showed us Marco Polo's house (he wasn't home) and a flood level mark on one of the buildings. He guided his craft with the skill of a jet boat driver, narrowly missing the corners of buildings as we wended our way around the waterways. Unlike a jet boatdriver, he was unable to put us in one of those 360 degree spins that gets Eva going crazy. This was, after all, a graceful tour of romance, not some puerile adrenolin-pumping joy ride. That was to come later.